Wander into the dubious joys of the Electronic Interweb and there are vast numbers of people falling over themselves to design a website for you. No seriously, just Google “web design” and you get nearly 2 billion hits. Most of which seem to be variations on a theme.

You pay your money and you get a site that tries to be so “corporate” it hurts. For a low-low price you can get a website that fits a bog-standard template and does not remotely stand out from the crowd. More to the point you rarely get a free bacon butty with every purchase. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of the internet will tell you that bacon is important.

With that in mind there seems to be little in the way of personal, individual service out there. Go to a large company and you get what you’re given; there tends to be a rather impersonal service provided. Anyone who has ever tried to phone a company for any form of assistance and gets either a recording saying that they’re shut til Monday or a robot asking you to type War and Peace into your keypad will understand what I mean. And does the everyday chap on the street have a knowledge of IT to the point that the phrase “cloud-based web storage solutions” makes sense? A lot of businesses lack a human touch. And bacon.

So, what is an aspiring business bod to do? Do you want your site to look just the same as everybody else’s? Bobbins customer service? Or is there another way…?

Fortunately, there is. With a brief visit to our people at Curlykale you can find yourself in a happy, caring atmosphere that is more like a commune than an office. No shoes, hippie clothing, beards, discussions on the merits of dinosaur vs. unicorn, it’s all here. Not that there isn’t a work ethic: just because we’re all kinda groovy and friendly does not mean we’re not serious.

One call and our trained monkey will down tools and be on your problem like bald on Patrick Stewart.

We will produce trendy, unique design with a personal touch that would make men in suits implode with shock.

And a free bacon sandwich. If you ask nicely.

Dave is our new blogger at Curlytowers, you’ll be reading much more very soon!